my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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