I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Floor bacon is actually really good
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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