I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
this hospital has no fireball
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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