"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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