Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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