Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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