i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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