I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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