i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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