my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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