I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize