we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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