found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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