Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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