You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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