She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Operation Purity has been aborted
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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