Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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