erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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