How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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