My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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