God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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