He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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