Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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