I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wish you could order shots online.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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