I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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two words...techno handjob
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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