I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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