My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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