you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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