So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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