oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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