i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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