Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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