Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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