tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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