Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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