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we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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