Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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