on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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