Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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