i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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