It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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