I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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