he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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