you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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