after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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