Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The Olympian is in my bed
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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