He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize