I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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