But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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