Fuck appropriateness.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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